Black co-work­er: You smell good; what are you wear­ing?
White co-work­er: White Shoul­ders. I’ve worn it since I was six­teen.
Black co-work­er: Do they make Black Shoul­ders?
White co-work­er: Oh, we’ll let you wear the White. This is Amer­i­ca!

175 South Third Street
Colum­bus, Ohio