Em­ploy­ee #1: I don’t be­lieve in God. I be­lieve in ghosts, but not God.
Em­ploy­ee #2: What about aliens?
Em­ploy­ee #1: Oh, to­tal­ly!
Boss: Don’t you guys have some­thing more im­por­tant to be do­ing?
Em­ploy­ee #2: I have about 1,000 oth­er things to do. None of them is more im­por­tant than this.

2223 East Speed­way
Tuc­son, Ari­zona