Co-work­er #1: Have you seen [Amy]?
Sec­re­tary: Not in the past sev­er­al min­utes.
Co-work­er #1: I hope she hur­ries up. I have to study for a test and my boss is breath­ing down my neck.
Co-work­er #2: Hey! How are you?
Co-work­er #1: I’d be bet­ter if [Amy] would hur­ry up and get here. I have a boss wait­ing on me and stuff I have to do.

El­e­va­tor dings. All look ex­pec­tant­ly to­ward el­e­va­tor, hop­ing to see [Amy]. Some­one else comes out.

All in uni­son, dis­ap­point­ed­ly: Awww.

Para­noid co-work­er #3: What? What did I do?

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