Sec­re­tary: My pen­cil draw­er is bro­ken. It needs a new twisty nail.
Boss: Twisty nail?
Sec­re­tary: Yeah, you know, with the X‑groove on top.
Boss: You mean a Phillips-head screw?
Sec­re­tary: What­ev­er.

118 East Whit­ti­er
St. Fran­cis, Kansas