Male bank teller: I’m win­ning the Mega Mil­lions tonight.
Fe­male bank teller: I’m get­ting a brace for my leg.
Male teller: Screw that brace. When I win the Mega Mil­lions we’ll get you a new leg! We’ll just cut that one off and I’ll get you a prostate.

725 East Big Beaver Road
Troy, Michi­gan