Cus­tomer Ser­vice Spe­cial­ist on phone: No, sir. You just had a cred­it line in­crease yesterday…Well, sir. That’s how the pota­to chips.

Cus­tomer Ser­vice Spe­cial­ist: …Damn tow­el­head.

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