Em­ploy­ee #1: I can’t be­lieve they made that bitch Em­ploy­ee of the Month.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Me, nei­ther.
Em­ploy­ee #1: I’m go­ing to the gen­er­al man­ag­er.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Yeah, I’ll back you up.

Lat­er.

Boss: Who the hell told her that was a good idea to come see me?
Em­ploy­ee #2: I don’t know, I tried to stop her.

999 South Main Street
Salt Lake City, Utah