Employee #1: I can’t believe they made that bitch Employee of the Month.
Employee #2: Me, neither.
Employee #1: I’m going to the general manager.
Employee #2: Yeah, I’ll back you up.

Later.

Boss: Who the hell told her that was a good idea to come see me?
Employee #2: I don’t know, I tried to stop her.

999 South Main Street
Salt Lake City, Utah