Scene: Cowork­ers are dis­cussing what to do with the bare space on the lob­by walls af­ter the two por­traits of the for­mer own­ers have been re­moved. Sev­er­al em­ploy­ees have worked for the com­pa­ny more than 20 years.
Cowork­er #1: We could hang por­traits of ri­ta* and bet­ty* since they’ve worked here the longest (40 years and 30 years, re­spec­tive­ly).
Cowork­er #2: What about [my su­per­vi­sor] and me? He’s been here 13 years and I’ve been here 12.

1600 W. Bloom­field Rd.
Bloom­ing­ton, IN

Over­heard by: Four’s A Crowd