Stream­er: Hm, my pan­do­ra stream is re­al­ly dis­tort­ed for some rea­son. Like band­width or hard­ware is­sues.
Com­mer­cial sales: Oh, heads-up, they switched us to in­ter­net phones, so that’s prob­a­bly why.
Stream­er: Whyyyy, that’s so stu­pid, we al­ready have a phone sys­tem.
Com­mer­cial sales: I know. Be­cause it’s ~the cloud~ like our lame new free on­line fax­es and our new gmail ac­counts and and our google docs.
Stream­er: You know what else is cloud-based? Farts.

601 N Lom­bardy St; Rich­mond, Va

Over­heard by: Cash Ops