Streamer: Hm, my pandora stream is really distorted for some reason. Like bandwidth or hardware issues.
Commercial sales: Oh, heads-up, they switched us to internet phones, so that's probably why.
Streamer: Whyyyy, that's so stupid, we already have a phone system.
Commercial sales: I know. Because it's ~the cloud~ like our lame new free online faxes and our new gmail accounts and and our google docs.
Streamer: You know what else is cloud-based? Farts.
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Overheard by: Cash Ops