As­sis­tant man­ag­er (speak­ing to an em­ploy­ee who has a large cut on his for­head): Are you go­ing to wear your glass­es to­mor­row?
Em­ploy­ee: No.
As­sis­tant man­ag­er: But you’ll look like har­ry pot­ter!

274 Hart­ford Aveenue, Belling­ham