<b>southern girl or­der­ing piz­za hut online:</b> so every­one is cool with pan crust?
<b>brooklyn girl:</b> how the hell are you go­ing to or­der pan crust while you’re sit­ting next to a new york­er?
<b>southern girl:</b> this is­n’t even re­al piz­za by your stan­dards.
<b>brooklyn girl:</b> some­one should break your fuck­ing fin­gers.

Fort Mill, SC