Sales man­ag­er: Did you hear Whit­ney died?
Di­rec­tor: Who?
Sales man­ag­er: Whit­ney Hous­ton.
Di­rec­tor: Oh, I don’t care, she’s a cracked out whore.
Sales man­ag­er: She was­n’t al­ways a cracked out whore.
Di­rec­tor: I’m a what-have-you-done-for-me-late­ly kind of guy.

Fort Mill, South Car­oli­na