Ac­coun­tant to ad­min­is­tra­tive as­sis­tant: Hey, is the com­pa­ny van avail­able to­day?
As­sis­tant: Not sure. I’ll check and let you know.
Ac­coun­tant: Well, I re­al­ly need to know now.
As­sis­tant: Then you should have asked soon­er.

Hilton Head, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Lil’