Large dumb male hick to preg­nant ghet­to ma­ma in break room: Owwwwww. I wan­na feel him move! (touch­es her bel­ly) I wan­na hold him!
Preg­nant ghet­to ma­ma: You be so stu­pid. Stop that.
Large dumb male hick: But I just wan­na feel him kick. I wan­na hold it.
Preg­nant ghet­to ma­ma, rolling eyes: You are strange.
Large dumb male hick: (walks away sad)
Preg­nant ghet­to ma­ma to room: There is some­thing se­ri­ous­ly wrong wit dat boy.

Ba­ton Rouge, Louisiana