Large dumb male hick to pregnant ghetto mama in break room: Owwwwww. I wanna feel him move! (touches her belly) I wanna hold him!
Pregnant ghetto mama: You be so stupid. Stop that.
Large dumb male hick: But I just wanna feel him kick. I wanna hold it.
Pregnant ghetto mama, rolling eyes: You are strange.
Large dumb male hick: (walks away sad)
Pregnant ghetto mama to room: There is something seriously wrong wit dat boy.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana