Old female: Hey, do you have a pad or sumthin?
Young female: No, I have some tampons in my drawer, just in case. Do you want one?
Old female: Oh, well, I don't know. I don't like tampons, cuz I tend to leak a lot. Yuh know?
Young female: I'm sorry, that's all I have.
Old female: Well, do you think Becky has a pad?
Young female: I have no idea, because I've never had to ask her for one.
Old female: Oh, well I'd have figured you'd have discussed that on a daily basis. Well, I guess I'll go ahead and take a tampon, if that's okay. Are you sure you don't mind?
Young female: I'm sure. Emergencies happen. It's yours.
Old female: It just means I'm still young, ya know? Hehehe, once they stop, then I'll be old!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Male who wishes he were deaf