Cube dweller #1: I wish I had a job that I could come in at 10 and leave at 3 and still get paid for 8 hours.
Cube dweller #2: I wish I had a job that I did­n’t have to come in at all and get paid for 8 hours.
Cube dweller #1: Mine is more re­al­is­tic. (pause) Maybe not.
Cube dweller #2: Not so much.
(pause)
Cube dweller #1: I wish I had a sug­ar dad­dy.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: qui­etan­dlis­ten­ing