Nerd #1: Yeah, this time next year…
Nerd #2: Oh, yeah? You think­ing of pro­cre­at­ing?
Nerd #1: I try every chance I get.
Nerd #2: Nice! You should do it, it’s re­al­ly no big deal.
Nerd #1: Yeah, I mean, I know my life will change a bit, but it’s one of those things that you just have to do.
Nerd #2: Yeah. I guess it’ll be more ex­cit­ing when he’s like… a per­son.
Nerd #1: And can mow your lawn.

Durham, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: still here on a fri­day