Nerd #1: Yeah, this time next year…
Nerd #2: Oh, yeah? You thinking of procreating?
Nerd #1: I try every chance I get.
Nerd #2: Nice! You should do it, it's really no big deal.
Nerd #1: Yeah, I mean, I know my life will change a bit, but it's one of those things that you just have to do.
Nerd #2: Yeah. I guess it'll be more exciting when he's like… a person.
Nerd #1: And can mow your lawn.
Durham, North Carolina
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