Staffing em­ploy­ee: Hey, Kurt*, I don’t know if we’re al­lowed to fill this po­si­tion. It in­volves us­ing air guns and “oth­er vi­bra­to­ry tools.” Do you think that’s a re­strict­ed task?
Clue­less boss: I don’t know, you might want to check with risk man­age­ment. I mean, all that vi­brat­ing might cause a prob­lem for your hand.

Fort Laud­erdale, Flori­da