Employee #1: Did you know that a baby is 10 times more likely to have both sets of genitalia than he is having Down's syndrome?
Employee #2: Really?
Employee #3: That's weird.
Employee #1: Yeah, I know. I used to know a kid who had Down's syndrome.
(pause)
Employee #3: What do you mean used to know? What, did he get better?

Sudbury, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Woofenstein Esq