Ac­coun­tant: I’m head­ed for the bridge.
Sec­re­tary: To jump off?
Ac­coun­tant: Yep. If you see my shoes, you’ll know I’m gone.
Sec­re­tary: Why would you take off your shoes?
Ac­coun­tant: Well, I won’t need ’em where I’m go­ing!

Nashville, Ten­nessee