Cowork­er to an­oth­er: For God’s sake, man! It’s po­et­ry!! You can’t take a beau­ti­ful, pro­found, po­et­ic and ten­der ex­pres­sion about two peo­ple shar­ing the taste of the per­ineum and an­a­lyze it like that! You might as well ask why Romeo did­n’t both­er check­ing to see if Juli­et had a pulse.

Man­hat­tan, New York