VP: So, the event is go­ing to be on the USS Con­sti­tu­tion in Bal­ti­more’s In­ner Har­bor. The top deck holds about 125 peo­ple, and we can’t put any peo­ple on the low­er deck be­cause that’s where the can­nons are.
Event plan­ner: Where do they land the planes?
VP: What?
Event plan­ner: Is­n’t it an air­craft car­ri­er?
VP: Um, no.

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia