Cowork­er on phone in the next cu­bi­cle: I’m call­ing you guys be­cause I need to get my fa­ther’s ash­es shipped from Cal­i­for­nia to Boston. That’s right, you guys have his ash­es. The post of­fice needs some kind of spe­cial de­liv­ery, be­cause the urn is so heavy. (pause) Yes, that’s right, my fa­ther’s ash­es.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts