Manager: These have to go up to corporate review on the third floor by this afternoon. I'm so sick of taking it up the ass for those guys.
Coworker #1: I'll take it up there for you, boss.
Coworker #2: I bet he would.
Coworker #3, oblivious to the sarcasm: I did yesterday.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: K/Y