Female Supervisor: Did you get your balls?
Male Peon: Yes, thanks they are in the box under my desk.
Female Supervisor: Doesn’t your wife keep them in a jar on the shelf?
Male Peon: No, I keep them in a tote. To make them fit, she squished all the air out of them.
Female Supervisor: Who was that woman that dropped off your balls in the office? Why did she drop your balls off at the office?
Male Peon: She was looking after them and I was supposed to meet her to pick them up.
(goes and gets balls)
Male Peon: One is pink and one is lavender. The other two are yellow.
Overheard by: Not unusual in my office