Straight em­ploy­ee #1: I like these col­ored toot­sie rolls.
Gay em­ploy­ee #1: I like brown toot­sie rolls.
Gay em­ploy­ee #2: I like brown toot­sie rolls too.
(laugh­ter heard by all in of­fice)
Gay em­ploy­ee #1: What’s wrong with en­joy­ing the taste of a brown log?

Rac­coon, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Dan