Guy re­plac­ing re­cep­tion­ist: We should get a blow-up doll for the desk…
Man­ag­er: I wish we could.
(re­cep­tion­ist starts laugh­ing hys­ter­i­cal­ly)
Guy re­plac­ing re­cep­tion­ist: I did­n’t even mean it like that!

Austin, Texas