Lib­er­al Se­cu­ri­ty Guard: Man, we are fuck­ing up this War! He’s killin all those peo­ple in Iraq and Afghanistan!
Con­ser­v­a­tive Se­cu­ri­ty Guard: Man, what do you know about Afghanistan and Iraq?
Lib­er­al Se­cu­ri­ty Guard: I know we are de­stroyin’ they coun­try and we killin’ all their peo­ple!
Con­ser­v­a­tive Se­cu­ri­ty Guard, yelling: MAN, YOU EVER BEEN TO IRAQ? YOU EVER BEEN TO AFGHANISTAN? I HAVE!
Lib­er­al Se­cu­ri­ty Guard: I been there!
Con­ser­v­a­tive Se­cu­ri­ty Guard: Man, you ain’t nev­er been out­ta the city!

Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Bri­an