Liberal Security Guard: Man, we are fucking up this War! He’s killin all those people in Iraq and Afghanistan!
Conservative Security Guard: Man, what do you know about Afghanistan and Iraq?
Liberal Security Guard: I know we are destroyin’ they country and we killin’ all their people!
Conservative Security Guard, yelling: MAN, YOU EVER BEEN TO IRAQ? YOU EVER BEEN TO AFGHANISTAN? I HAVE!
Liberal Security Guard: I been there!
Conservative Security Guard: Man, you ain’t never been outta the city!

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Brian