Office girl #1: Your body can burn like 5000 calories from breastfeeding in a day.
Office girl #2: Oh, wow! Can you like breastfeed even if you don’t have a baby? That would be a great way to burn calories!
Office girl #1: Yeah, not sure you would want to… Your boobs will get really big, and you are already big enough.
Office girl #2: Why do they get so big?
Office girl #1: Because they are full of milk!