Sales rep: I swear, these people have no concept of the future. They’re all, “I’m fine right now, whatever.” if they’re all psychic, I wonder how so many of them keep going out of business.
Customer service rep: Psychics can’t see things about themselves, they’re too close to themselves.
Sales rep: I don’t believe in psychics.
Customer service rep: I’m psychic.
Sales rep: Yeah, you’re psychic, like when you told me Jerry* and I would start dating a week after we started sleeping together, and that was like three months ago.
Customer service rep: Well, you were sending a vibe, you were all excited about him.
Sales rep: I get excited about velcro, but I’m not about to have babies with it.

Fort Mill, South Carolina