Em­ploy­ee: So did you guys have a good time yes­ter­day?
Vis­it­ing em­ploy­ee: Yes, it was great. But at the end your boss tried to kill me, she took me to this in­sane­ly dan­ger­ous place with all these signs say­ing, “falling will re­sult in in­jury or drown­ing”. Not ‘may’ re­sult in in­jury or drown­ing, ‘will’ re­sult in in­jury or drown­ing! I’ve nev­er seen a warn­ing sign like that be­fore!
Em­ploy­ee: Of course she did.
Boss: But you have to ad­mit it is an in­cred­i­bly in­ter­est­ing and beau­ti­ful place.
Em­ploy­ee: I sup­pose she told you that it re­al­ly was­n’t that dan­ger­ous.
Boss, in­dig­nant­ly: No, I did­n’t! I told him *ex­act­ly* how dan­ger­ous it is! It’s just that I don’t care.

Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton