El­der­ly but sexy of­fice la­dy: Would you like to see my corset?
VP: No! I don’t want to see your corset!
El­der­ly of­fice la­dy: But why not?
VP: That would be to­tal­ly in­ap­pro­pri­ate. We don’t do that around here.
El­der­ly of­fice la­dy: Well, we don’t have to tell any­one about it.

Greens­boro, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Not the re­cep­tion­ist