Cube neigh­bor on phone with IT help desk: I turned off my pc last night and I turned it on this morn­ing and the screen is black, noth­ing is show­ing up.
IT: Is your mon­i­tor on?
Cube neigh­bor: Yes.
IT: Turn it off.
Cube neigh­bor: Oh, wow, it just start­ed work­ing! I won­der what hap­pened?

Mi­a­mi, Flori­da

Over­heard by: La­dy L