Customer, after waiting in reception for someone to help him: Hello, is anyone there?
Receptionist to coworker #1: They can wait a minute. It's not my job to sit there and help people when *they* want to come in.
Coworker #2, under her breath: Actually, it is.
Coworker #1, after receptionist rolls her eyes and leaves: What does she think we pay her to do?