Cowork­er #1, af­ter bang­ing in­to side of ta­ble while round­ing the cor­ner: You know what, if I had whiskers, I would­n’t have this prob­lem. Cats have whiskers and that’s how they know they can fit in­to some­where. They use it to bal­ance. If I had whiskers, I would know if I could fit around this space and not bang in­to any­thing! My cats have bal­ance. Whiskers would make me bal­anced.
Cowork­er #2, laugh­ing: Yeah, whiskers would solve the prob­lem.

Man­hat­tan, New York