Worker #1: One time, when i was working at the bar, I was getting one from this girl in the bathroom and i grabbed the back of her head when she tried to pull away and i said “nuh-uh, honey.”
Worker #2: Isn't that a little cliche? In the bathroom of a bar?
Worker #3: There's nothing cliche about blowjobs!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: pemulis