Jewish salesgirl, reading post-it note on bookcase that has “the blood of Jesus” written on it repeatedly: What…? What is this?
Lesbian customer service rep: We found it behind Tamika’s* computer monitor, she must have written that before she quit.
Jewish salesgirl: Wow, okay, why?
Lesbian customer service rep: I think we might have been freaking her out so she felt the need to, um… that.
Jewish salesgirl: Oh… Um… You think if you say it in the mirror three times at midnight he’ll show up?
Fort Mill, South Carolina
Overheard by: Clarissa StTacocrotch