Boss, whis­per­ing loud­ly: What is that?
Star­tled em­ploy­ee, in nor­mal voice: It’s my green shirt.
Boss, still whis­per­ing loud­ly: It’s em­bar­rass­ing.

Ful­ton St
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: jus­tan­oth­erblaz­er