Con­sul­tant from In­dia: They should have a word in Eng­lish for up­date, like “up­da­tion”. Then you can know that the thing has been up­dat­ed.
Con­sul­tant from Amer­i­ca: Well, if you look in the dic­tio­nary, they list all the verb tens­es there are… and I… don’t think that’s a word.
Con­sul­tant from In­dia: Yes, I made it up. Like that su­per pow­er frig­gy-lis­cious word from the Mary Pop­plins.

Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Lah