Old lady #1: Tea bag? I can’t get the teabag to work.
Old lady #2: Why not? It’s not like you’re bothering anyone.
Old lady #1: Well, I’d have to lay down and my face might get wet from the teabag.
Old lady #2: Yeah, you don’t want teabag juice gettin’ all over your face.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner