Old la­dy #1: Tea bag? I can’t get the teabag to work.
Old la­dy #2: Why not? It’s not like you’re both­er­ing any­one.
Old la­dy #1: Well, I’d have to lay down and my face might get wet from the teabag.
Old la­dy #2: Yeah, you don’t want teabag juice get­tin’ all over your face.

Del­ran, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Bruce Ban­ner