Cowork­er #1: It says here, if a man’s in­dex fin­ger is longer than their ring fin­ger they’re a third less like­ly to de­vel­op pan­cre­at­ic can­cer.
Cowork­er #2: Wait, this is your ring fin­ger, right?
(peo­ple laugh)
Cowork­er #1: That’s your ‘fuck you’ fin­ger!

Man­hat­tan, New York