Cowork­er #1, at the end of the day: That’s it, I’m go­ing to pick up my daugh­ter from school, go home, and take drugs!
Cowork­er #2: What did you say ?
Cowork­er #1: I’m go­ing home.
Cowork­er #2: No, that oth­er part.
Cowork­er #1: I am go­ing home to take drugs un­til I’m in heav­en.

Hern­don, Vir­ginia