Cu­bi­cle dweller #1: John* needs to talk to you.
Cu­bi­cle dweller #2: Just give him my IM.
Cu­bi­cle dweller #1: He just wants you to re­ply to his e‑mail, did you read his e‑mail?
Cu­bi­cle dweller #2: No, I just got here.
Cu­bi­cle dweller #1: Why did­n’t you read it?
Cu­bi­cle dweller #2: I just got here! I just got here! I just got here, man.
Cu­bi­cle dweller #1, mum­bling: I just got here, why do you got to look at me like I’m a fuck­ing id­iot.

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: the girl who can­not hear