Loud guy from cor­ner cu­bi­cle: You will just nev­er be­lieve this, I am the heav­i­est I have been in my en­tire life. That’s what work­ing here for ten years will do to you.
Qui­et woman who shares cu­bi­cle: Well, at least you know you won’t blow away.

Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: not that heavy