Client: Sorry I didn’t call you yesterday, I had to chase my 25-pound dog for 40 blocks.
Sales rep: Oh yeah? What kind of dog?
Client: Apparently a Mexican one, if he can’t understand when I tell him to stop.
Sales rep: That just means he pretends not to speak English so he doesn’t have to listen to you.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: Clarissa StTacocrotch