Fe­male work­er, re­turn­ing from bath­room: I peeked in the crack a lit­tle to see if it was oc­cu­pied, and I ac­ci­den­tal­ly saw vagi­na.
Male work­er: Ac­ci­den­tal vagi­na is why I failed my fresh­man year of col­lege.

Marl­bor­ough, Mass­a­chu­setts