Old­er male work­er: I ate a live scal­lop once. Kin­da weird, the way it pulsed in my mouth.
Young fe­male work­er: Oh my god! I could nev­er put any­thing that throbbed in my mouth!
Old­er male work­er: This con­ver­sa­tion is over.

Toron­to
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Tech­Writ­ing­Guy