Of­fice la­dy #1: I guess no one ob­ject­ed to me toss­ing out their sal­ad.
Of­fice la­dy #2: Well, Jim did when I tossed his.
Of­fice guy #1: I re­al­ly hope you guys are talk­ing about a reg­u­lar sal­ad.
Of­fice la­dy #2: No, I was talk­ing about his ass.
Of­fice la­dy #1: What? I don’t get it.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Mary­land

Over­heard by: Mykl