Of­fice drone #1: Would you go get me a cof­fee, please?
Of­fice drone #2: What?
Of­fice drone #1: I asked you to get me some cof­fee.
Of­fice drone #2: (si­lence)
Of­fice drone #1: I did say “please.“
Of­fice drone #2: Okay, then. (pause) No, thank you.

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