Old­er fe­male em­ploy­ee: I can’t get on my knees. I have bad arthri­tis so there’s no way I’m go­ing down.
Younger fe­male em­ploy­ee: I’ll do it. Move over.
Old­er fe­male em­ploy­ee: I’m go­ing to the oth­er one. Every time I use this one, it breaks.

Marl­bor­ough, Mass­a­chu­setts